Happy Anniversary, Honey | by Andrea Avery
Drink Issue 10.26.06
Happy Anniversary, Honey | Andrea Avery
Bar Tab | L. Dupree
Skuntry Brewing | Joe Esser
Tang & Gin and Gilligan's Island | Chris Johnson
When, Wine | Chris King
Shakes: When The Librarians Came To Town | Shan & Di
Untitled (London) | Orestes Valdes
Print Edition
POETRY & PROSE
For All The Men And Women Who Go Out | Aaron Belz
Professor Diamond Bill Cardigan's Sure-Fire Bar Bet | Bill Chott
A Train Story | Matt Fernandes
Ed Fletcher's Corncrib Cocktails | Thom Fletcher
Mother's Milk | Jennifer Gaby
What's In A Name? | Franklin Jennings
Joe's Cafe | Brandyn Jones
Tasting Notes: Of Free Wine and Streetwalkers | Chris King
A Guide To The Lesser Brands | Michael McCarthy
Tickled Pink And Twisted Sister | Shannon McGinn
I Am Not A Nature Poet | Richard Newman
Alcoholism For Dummies: A Very Different 12-Step Program | Julia Smillie
Nine Beers In, I Beget A Serenade | James Weber, Jr.
On Texting An Ex At 3:30 AM | Tom Weber
PHOTOS & ILLUSTRATIONS
Thomas Crone, Andrea Day, Nick Findley, Gina Rosa Gallina, Tom
Lampe, Tara McCarthy, Dana Smith, Adam Scott Williams
Punch,
a pyramid of donuts,
fluffy cake and spirits.
Bubbly out of plastic cups.
Bourbon for the priest,
who smiles under the cuckoo clock.
In the basement rec room,
Mr. Million gives Mrs. Million
a mink stole.
More drinks all around.
The postman gets fresh with the sister-in-law.
Junior feels up a cousin in the laundry room.
Uncle Henry pisses his pants.
Happy Anniversary, Honey.
BIO
Andrea Avery likes to eat cake and make up stories about people.